Welcome
Welcome to my life... But first here's a little bit about me. My most notable accomplishments are my two children. If you don't think baking a human and ejecting it out of a vagina is an accomplishment you're an asshole. I've been married for five years now, everyday is a challenge but being best friends makes getting a divorce harder. That's kind of a joke. I am sarcastic, awkward, and often times inappropriate which makes me in social gatherings a disaster. I'm currently in my early thirties which sounds old for a twenty eight year old but young for a thirty one year old. My two biggest struggles at the moment are not my children but deciding on whether or not to go for baby number three (biological clock ticks). The second struggle is choosing what is the quickest most reliable career to pursue. After I received my undergrad a decade ago and I never managed to get what my mother likes to refer to as a real job. The 9-5, weekends off, pension kind of job...